Monthly Archives: March 2015

smiling

I was driving home the other day and got off I-5 at Smokey Point. Often, panhandlers are there asking for money. Sure enough, I saw a young, bearded man with a sign. When I got close enough to see what … Continue reading

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car troubles

Who earns a living driving their customers away? One day, my sister was driving her brand new car home from the grocery store. Driving defensively, her senses were sharpened and she followed all the traffic rules: staying within the speed … Continue reading

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cell phones

Why are horses always so negative? They say, “neigh” to everything.   I am really savvy when it comes to modern technology. (You can tell I’m joking already.) In fact, when we first got cell phones, Bud had to go … Continue reading

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awkward

I try to inflict my brand of humor on people I meet in public places. Often, in grocery stores when I am in the quick line for people who have fifteen or less items, I say to the person in … Continue reading

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laugh for today

Three blonds walked up to the bar and ordered martinis. When they got the drinks, they raised them in a toast. “Six months!” they said and drank. They ordered three more, raised them in a toast and said, “To six … Continue reading

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Irish joke

Everywhere I went today there was a sea of green. I had no idea there were so many shades of green, but living in Washington State, I should have guessed. And I do love green, that’s one of the reasons … Continue reading

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I have a very serious matter to report. I had a brain scan yesterday. The results: they found nothing. That’s probably why I couldn’t figure this one out. “A cowboy arrives at a ranch on Sunday, stays three days and … Continue reading

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kid jokes

My husband has gotten on the email lists of some people who send him off-color jokes. Most of them have to do with putting women down. He usually deletes them. Why do people find that type of humor entertaining? I … Continue reading

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laughter – good medicine

Question: Why were the people looking up at the ceiling and cheering?   How can you keep people in suspense? I’ll tell you later.   At our family reunion last month I laughed so much, my abs hurt. I don’t … Continue reading

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smiling

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.   Internet quotes: “The problem with internet quotes is verifying them.” Abraham Lincoln   It’s easy to get people to smile. Just smile at them. They might wonder what you’re … Continue reading

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