Three blonds walked up to the bar and ordered martinis. When they got the drinks, they raised them in a toast. “Six months!” they said and drank. They ordered three more, raised them in a toast and said, “To six months.” Again, they drank the entire drinks. A third time, they ordered martinis and raised the glasses. The bartender’s curiosity was roused and he asked, “Why are you toasting to six months? What does that mean?” One of the blonds answered, “We just finished building a jigsaw puzzle and it only took us six months.” Again, they toasted, “To six months,” and drank. “What’s so special about that?” the bartender asked. In slurred speech one blond responded, “Well, the box said three to five years.”
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Answer: Nacho cheese